wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.



can you just imagine the state of all the terms and conditions and contracts written by the companies in minecraftia.

like honeydew inc’s terms and conditions is pretty normal overall cause they were mainly written by xephos and lalna. their contracts always…